Phone rings.
Daughter: [answering phone, doesn’t even say Hello] “I am 4 because I am G. My dad is the strongest man in the world.”

Person on phone: “Bzzbzzz bzz zz.”

Daughter: “And he has the most beautiful neckties in the world.”

Later on, she had to go to the toilet. She did this long Judy Garland thing on the way there, and in the bathroom itself, belting out this song about how great I am, with her arms spread out wide, observing herself in her reflection and correcting her pose and facial expressions: “My dad is the most handsome! And the strongest! And la la la!”